• I wish Aaron Brooks were a Laker.

• How is Ron Artest making all of these shots? This is scary.

• I genuinely feel bad every time Yao commits a foul, he’s so damn likable. Then I realize that he actually committed a foul.

• I think PhilJax has zero confidence in Bynum.

• Fisher is coooooold.

• My rec team may have a more sound defensive strategy than the Lakers, and we don’t have one at all.

• New House of Payne!!

• I want a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich. Badly.

• Esa shaved his playoff beard and cursed the Lake Show. Take it up with him.

• I miss Doug Collins’s bleached hair.

• I think Luis Scola and Luke Walton have a crush on each other. Cute.

• I don’t know what Lamar Odom always thinks is so funny.

• Nice to know you, Fish. Thanks for 0.4.